Humour
A Warmonger explains war to a Peacenik
Swami Beyondananda's State of the Universe 2003 speech
If the U.S. loses the war . . .
Bush Wars: Episode II, Clone of the Attack.
Irrefutable Proof
Jacques Chirac and Colin Powell were having a meeting about the
situation in Iraq. Chirac began expressing the concerns of the French
Government about the course of action the US was taking regarding
Iraq.
Chirac: "We understand the US position, but we, the French, are not
so convinced as you that the Iraqis are hiding weapons of mass
destruction."
Powell: "The American Government is absolutely positive the Iraqi
Government has weapons of mass destruction that they are not making
available to the UN Inspectors."
Chirac: "How can you be so sure."
Powell: "We still have the receipts."
Propaganda Tour
During a propaganda tour, president Bush visits a school to explain his
politics to kids. He invites the kids to ask him questions. Bobby
stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 3 questions:"
- How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
- Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
- Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
Before the president can answer, the recess bell rings, and the kids leave the room. After they came back, Bush invited them again to ask questions. Joey stands up and tells him "Mr. President, I got 5 questions:"
- How come, that although the count of votes was not in your favor, you still won the election?
- Why do you want to attack Iraq without an imminent reason?
- Don't you also consider the bombing of Hiroshima the biggest terrorist attack of all times?
- Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
- Where's Bobby?
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